This is all getting so confusing that a couple of bank robbers removed their masks before robbing bank.
I think as the pressure builds, trump gets more orange. He must go crazy with the fake tan when he's scared. LOL!
Why are trumpers complaining about closing all of the schools? Isn't that what they've always wanted?
Liberal scientists who don't want a vaccine so the economy doesn't recover, so trump doesn't get reelected, announced that a vaccine has entered Stage II testing in record time.
Trying to beat back the endless disinformation from the rw is like trying beat back an ocean of stupid.
With the US approaching the 100,000 deaths mark, trump commented were it not for him, this would have been bad. But South Korea has had less than 300 deaths, reporters objected. "Did you hear the name; S O U T H Korea?!?!" trump snorted. "Its warmer in the South".
Trump announced today that he's been taking Hydroxychloroquine. Dr Fauci could be heard snickering and whispering to Dr. Birx "Don't worry, it's really estrogen mixed with a strong laxative"
Flash! Scientists announced today that large doses of Hydroxychloroquine will make you turn orange! When asked if it can turn one into a raging A-*ole with a bad comb over, the spokesman responded, "No, that is genetic".
Birx laughed and whispered back, "Yes, I've been giving him two a day". Fauci choked. "Are you kidding? I've been giving him two a day!!!" Confused and concerned, when Melania heard Fauci's comment, she tweeted, "But I've been giving him two a day!" Birx replied with a row of laughing heads. "Well now we know why so much **** comes out of him", she mused.
Don't worry about Trump's refusal to unveil Obama's official portrait. On 2/1/2021 President Biden can reveal Obama's portrait along with Trump's new official portrait.
In many areas reopening, people are not generally observing social distancing guidelines. The only exception seems to be that married couples are keeping their distance as recommended.
