How petty are you?

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    This is probably borderline-OCD, but I just can't stand when magasines are spread all over the table when in waiting-rooms etc. I always have to organise them into a nice and even pile. :p
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I've always thought that bidets were for um, women's thingies. Y'live and learn!
     
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    I have never seen an actual bidet, but have had problems imagining how one could possibly improve cleanliness.
     
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    If you were a woman you could.
     
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    ChrisL Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I do. Anyways, I don't care if you don't like it. I'm going to keep doing it anyways. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that's what! :cool:
     
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    I switch hands. Europeans are way old fashioned. ;) They need to lighten up and stop being such stuffy little fussy pants!

    Seriously though, I find that kind of stuff nothing but snobby and silly. As long as you don't eat like a pig, you have table manners.
     
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    When I was in France on leave one time, I watched two French dudes eat wings with a fork and knife. It brings the word "shame" to a whole new level.
     
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    Imagine what they must be thinking when we get wings sauce all over our faces and are licking our fingers! :p
     
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    ArmySoldier Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    "Ewww. American's are so gross. No wonder they are all so big!"
    *Walks his 5'10, 120 pound skinny ass to the cafe for some tea*
     
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    Just throw wings at them and say "how do you like me now?" :laughing: Oh wait, wouldn't want to waste the wings!
     
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    I would NEVER waste a wing on a European
     
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    Throw the celery sticks at them instead. :laughing:
     
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    I'll also throw a couple protein shakes their way as well
     
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    Americans! We are like the unruly children of the world! :laughing: Food fight! Yeah! :p
     
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    New Englanders are the unruly children of the world and I'm proud of it :banana:
     
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    :clapping:
     
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    Sorry meant to say New Englandahs
     
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    You're such a prole!
     
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    Oh, so you're saying he's fat?
     
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    When you wash something it becomes cleaner. Simple.
     
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    You want beef lad? Come at me, m8! Come at me! :rant:

    We don't want your fatty, yankee-doodle food anyways. :nana:

    ...How do you like dem wings!?!
     
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    Yeah, the Europeans have it over us on this. It's funny in a way because the French can be less than squeaky clean in other areas. Toilet paper just smears.
     
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    Considering where the water is coming from, I still can't see how the water itself wouldn't harbor bacteria.
     
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    I think baby wipes would be more efficient than a bidet. However, I did use one after I gave birth to one of my sons at the hospital, and it felt GREAT! :D
     
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