I just found out I have reservations at a gay resort.

Holy crap. Just saw this.

http://www.caesars.com/paris-glbt/

I have reservations for this hotel in Vegas. I made them 3 months ago. But I had no idea that it was a GLBT casino. And that they were all welcome there.
I can't cancel, as I'm leaving on monday night...Its the paris in vegas. I had no clue it was a gay destination. Now what will I do?


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become a lezbean.

 

Yet another "I need an excuse to post about gay things" thread from Jedi(iamnotgay)Miller.

 

When in Greece, go Greek style.

 

What should I wear Milke? lol.

 

don't make eye contact

 

Wear lots of leather.

 

Maye some high heels to go with that leather. LOL

 

just get your face and chest waxed and wear a bra with fake boobs. with your build, it'd say a D-cup...so go C. it's not really cross-dressing, you're going undercover...and you can loose the disguise real easy when you leave the hotel.



if you're willing for total effect, get a mullet too.

 

If you don't go looking for them, they won't be looking for you.

Enjoy yourself and don't lose more than you can afford.

 

Lol..have you been to the paris hotel? Anyone else? I've never stayed there..but I choose it this time because it seemed romantic...I'm just afraid I might (*)(*)(*)(*) off a group of big lesbians at the pool...they scare me!

 

So stay away from the pool then.

 

Okay. This will be intreseting to note. Tell us out it turns out.

 

Uh-huh... how does one exactly "accidentally" book a gay hotel, whose only advertisements clearly bill it as such?

How did you find it? How did you book it without seeing ANYTHING about it?

"Oh noes... I accidentally keep finding myself in gay situations... and now I will have to see it through..."

It's OK jedi. You're gay. If it makes you feel more comfortable, you can say you are bi-curious. Accept it... we already have.

 

At least the rooms will be well decorated and you will have no trouble finding a hairdresser. Bone up on your Judy Garland music and go with the flow.

 

I didn't know the Paris in vegas was gay? News to me, but have fun.

 

>>>I dunno. Bend over and enjoy? A word of advice - stay away from the hot tub.

 

you might not get out much, but all resort hotels have hairdressers and i have yet to see a hotel that has a front desk not be well decorated.

 

http://www.parislasvegas.com/casinos/paris-las-vegas/hotel-casino/property-home.shtml

look what you see first when you google it. apparently hetrosexual couples and typical hotel features..they hide the gay stuff way at the bottom.

 

Some one's subconscious is screaming out to them!! I often find myself making similar mistakes. Wait, not I don't!! I have never made a mistake like that!!

Yes, Jedi has this problem a lot!! "OMG how did this penis accidentally get in my mouth!!" I guess it is too late to cancel, I will just go with it!!

 

Don't worry, I'm sure everyone there loves to listen to Depache Mode, so you'll be in good company!

 

Gay people do love Depeche Mode don't they? All the clear signs are there Jedi. The hinges on the closet door have been ripped off, you need only step out!!

 

I don't even know Depache Mode, they sound like an 80's band that I wouldn't want to listen to.

 

They are very popular with gay people. Make of that what you will!!

 

Apparently Bon Jovi are popular with gay people, too. My mum is a fan. Hmm...