I just found out I have reservations at a gay resort.

That should do.

 

Haha I did love that scene!

 

If youre bums bleeding when you get back you cant say I didnt warn you.

 

UPDATE!!!

Sorry i'm late, Been busy...


So, I went to vegas the end of July. It was amazing. The Paris hotel was amazing...and realistically, they weren't too many gays going around flashing and thumping in public.

I did see two black guys kissing in front of the bellagio and I just didn't look. The Paris was a great hotel. I got a view of the Eifel tower and the pool. the restaurants and the slots were cool. The nightclub was awesome and full of star power.

I went in there with an open mind and I did speak to some people about the gays, and they said it was no big deal, that no one cared. I got there at 6am and starting drinking...stayed up there 4 days. The trip was cool. I played some blackjack, hit the pools and the bars and the nightclubs. My GF loved it too, she had a good time and it was a first for her.

I would definitely stay at the vegas PARIS again as it didn't look like a GAY resort when I got there...met some real down to earth people and seen lots of HOT, HOT women there. I will share some pics with some of you later..

for now, this video I uploaded on youtube today.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne4koUkD5qQ"]TRON LEGACY: End of line club dancing scene - YouTube[/ame]

 

Glad you had fun - didn't you want to cheat on the GF while you were there? So did you, or did you have enough fun to want to stick around with her?

 

lol. Mak, did you see some of my FB pics? No I stuck with her, cause it was her first time and we had a good time together. But in the video you can see i'm dancing by myself cause she was too tired to dance with high heels.

 

This thread is pretty hilarious indeed...

 

"I want to cheat on my girlfriend in Vegas"
"We are staying at a gay resort"

Carry the one... if my math works out...


Yep.

 

likely story

 

Wear a Michele Bachmann campaign button. Nobody will come close (gay or straight).

 

From my earlier post:

http://www.politicalforum.com/off-topic-chat/196120-i-just-found-out-i-have-reservations-gay-resort-3.html#post4160125

I believe this is where I say, "I told you so!"

 

It might take some work. He's so far in the closet, he's finding Christmas presents.*





* Thanks Family Guy.

 

Take plenty of lube.

 

Glad you had a good time, and I haven't seen the pics yet. Will have to check.

 

lol. Not Gay legojenn, you know that. and please stop watching the family guy. its a pathetic homosexual show. Full of gay and fart jokes. Did you know they made a star wars spoof? where darth vader tells luke he wants to have sex with him? they made obi wan kenobi a pedofile. Seth Mcfarlane is a sick individual. I cannot believe children are watching shows like the family guy.

 

hahahah, yeah the whole premise is funny. I should make a movie outta it. If I only had the funds!!!!!

 

I can imagine the trailer now!!


(in the movie trailer voice) One totally not gay dude, no seriously totally not gay, heads off to vegas for a weekend with his girlfriend. Only to find out to his "surprise" that he has booked himself at what he believes to be a gay resort. Upon learning this fact, he looks for ways in which he can cheat on his girlfriend, but absolutely not with other men!! We swear he isn't gay!! He finds out in the end that the resort is not in fact a gay resort, to his great disappointment, we mean relief, he really totally isn't gay!! A movie about one man's quest to find the gay men in Vegas, for totally non-gay reasons, and the adventures that go along with it!! Jedi Miller is The Totally Straight, He Really Isn't Hiding Anything We Swear, Star Wars Nerd


I can imagine one scene already!! Jedi trying to convince another totally straight guy to wear the Darth Vader mask, and nothing else. Because he is a Star Wars fan of course, and he couldn't get the rest of the costume at such short notice(jeez you guys have sick minds)!!

 

Hahaha. Can we have a girl dressed up a princess Leia too? Sounds like a good movie to me.

 

perhaps twin leia's this time

 

You forgot the obligatory "If you only see one movie this year, see JediMiller II: Weekend at the Rainbow Resort"

 

Broke Back Jedi sounds like a good movie to you. Why am I not surprised?

What are your feelings on Broadway?

 

You are not in a Gay Resort. You are accross the street from a few really fine Casinos as is Paris. Don't miss the Cosmopolitan - it is stunning and they have done everything that can be done with a Chandiler. Paris has great restaurants including their little Deli which serves the best Salman. Enjoy!!!!

 

I cannot believe that adults would watch any of the crap above......

 

What will you do? Make like a Christmas carol. "Don we now our gay apparrel", and head for Vegas.

Most "gay" resorts, beaches and other public places simply mean that gays will not be discriminated against. You won't have to worry about the sterotypes as portrayed by the loud, frightenned, homophobic minority. I doubt you will be accosted in the hall. (Unless you don't tip the bell boy, of course.)

 

Don't worry, you will have a fabulous time darling.

Just make sure if you use the pool not to drop the soap in the shower.

I vacationed in Key West once and while looking online for places to stay, the best looking ones turned out to be gay resorts.