I probably shouldn't be bragging, but I overheard some girls rating me on a scale of ten at the bar last night. I was very pleased with my score of nine. I got four two's and a one.
The French government has taken a step toward saying non to beauty pageants for girls younger than 16. Earlier this week, the upper house of Parliament voted in favor of banning such contests as part of a larger bill on women's rights. Under the proposed law, anyone found guilty of organizing or entering a child in such a pageant would face up to two years in prison and fines of up to $40,000. The measure now goes to the lower house of Parliament. http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2013/09/18/223812397/france-moves-to-say-mais-non-to-honey-boo-boos
"Home Alone" (Comedy, 1990. Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern.) A heart warming family favorite where two middle aged men stalk and attempt to murder an abandoned eight year old child. Must see for children.
Yesterday, as my wife hopped around, crying and screaming obscenities at me, I thought: "Jeez, women really ARE useless. I'll just hold the nail myself."
The AAA recommends anyone travelling in freezing and icy conditions take a shovel, blanket, sleeping bag, extra clothing, scarf, hat, gloves, tow rope, rock salt, flashlight, jumper cables, and a 24 hour supply of food and drink along with them. But I still felt like an idiot as I got on the city bus this morning.
If some here are military or retired military, you might also have MAJORS on this forum. Just thought I'd mention it. I was enlisted, myself.
You can get even by telling the next hottie you meet that she's a 3. When she gives you a dirty look, tell her that score is on the Clydesdale scale. When she asks what that is, tell her that's how many of those big beasts it would take to pull you off of her. Enjoy!
Some red food coloring and a snowy sidewalk makes for some interesting activity by the neighbors and passing pedestrians.
