"Nice guys" in a nutshell

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  1. JakeJ

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    I go for total sluts with daddy issues and decent curves, personally. Preferably brunette.
     
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    I think they were satirizing the whole concept of ''macho man'' and what it really stands for. Note in their video how the famous RamRod яя gay club is in the background. As gays or bi's they knew what it was really about all along. Kudos to them for their honesty.
     
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    Nope. Should I?
     
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    i promise to abdicate any authority over sexual harassment if women harass me for sex until i find someone compatible enough to put-out a relationship.
     
  6. AboveAlpha

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    If there were no Daddy issues there probably would not be any Strippers!!! LOL!!!

    I have dated....for a VERY SHORT TIME....a few Strippers who I did not KNOW were Strippers until they got a few drinks in them and told me.

    One date in particular....and this was the first time I had taken her out to Dinner as we met in a Rock Club and we danced and went back to my place for some INCREDIBLE SEX.

    So as I am a Gentleman the next morning I cooked us up Breakfast and told her that I would like to take her out for a proper and fine Dinner that night.

    She said she would love to go and I took her to a place where all the waiters and waitresses are CHEF IN TRAINING.

    They memorize the entire menu and tat night the specials included a Chateaubriand for two with the Chef's special 5 Mushroom Gravy which is to DIE FOR!!!

    I ordered us up a Caesar Salad which they make for you on a cart fresh right by your table and they ask you how much Anchovie Paste or if you prefer Anchovie Fillets ground up instead as Caesar Dressing is comprised of....

    1 Raw Egg.
    1 Clove of Raw Garlic.
    1 Tsp. Dijon Mustard.
    1 Tbs. Anchovie Paste or 2 large Anchovie Fillets.
    1/2 Cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
    1/2 Cup Parmigiana Reggiano.
    1/2 of a squeezed Lemon Juice.
    1 Tsp. Salt.
    2 Tsp. Fresh Cracked Black Pepper.


    Anyways.....I ordered us up 2 Extra Dry Vodka Martini's to start and I ask them just to place a drop of Vermouth in each chilled glass and then throw out the rest before pouring in the chilled with ice Absolute Vodka.

    After the Martini she was feeling loose and I asked her if she had a preference in Red Wines as we were getting the Chateaubriand and she said....."Yeah....let's get a bottle of LAMBRUSCO!!!"

    Now I am not a wine snob nor am I any kind of a snob as due to my JOB I have spent time in villages in Africa and Asia where people were STARVING TO DEATH and still they offered me and my Team food tat they could really not afford PHYSICALLY to be giving away.

    But yet these people who were in effect....DYING.....still have the etiquette, pride...and GRACE.....to care more for their GUESTS than they cared for THEIR OWN LIVES!!!

    So spring forward a decade and I am sitting at a table with a Stripper who after I just told her that....."No...neither Lambrusco nor Mad Dog is available and not in this restaurants Wine Cellar.....she get's angry and starts to pout and act like a 2 year old!!!"

    So after about 10 minutes of this pouting....and I am NOT a MAN who allows myself to be effected enough by such terrible manners to become angry or violent....after this Stripper then say's to me....AND I S#!# YOU NOT!!!.....she say's to me....."A REAL MAN would have FORCED the waiter to go out and BUY a bottle of Lambrusco so his lady could have it with dinner!"........after she said that......I just looked at her and said......

    OK...first of all you ARE NO LADY!

    Secondly you are disrespectful and treated our waiter who is not just a waiter but a Chef in Training and will one day be a Head Chef at restaurant that will probably have earned a Michelin Star!!!

    Thirdly I come to this restaurant often and it is not only the best place to eat for over 100 miles in any direction but as well because they know me they were KIND ENOUGH to allow us to eat here tonight because this place is BOOKED for the next 8 months and YOU would not even be allowed to get a GLASS OF WATER if you were not with me and I RESPECT the people who work here and I WILL NOT ALLOW THEM TO BE INSULTED AND TREATED WITH DISRESPECT!!!

    She just looked at me and she was literally BURNING WITH HATRED towards me.

    I looked at her back and said....."Now....you can either just keep staring at me with BLOOD LUST.....or we can just start over again and enjoy a meal you will never forget because it will be that good."

    She wasn't going to let it go and I INSTANTLY saw it about to start coming out of her as she fully intended to make a huge scene so I did something tat is not normally in my NATURE as I am a Man who is HARDWIRED TO PROTECT WOMEN AND THOSE WHO CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVES.

    Just as her mouth opened I whispered....."If you are about to scream and yell in here I am telling you RIGHT NOW I will PROMISE YOU that I will come down to the CLUB you work at....and I told her the name of the Club....and I will ask to talk to the Owner....WHO I PERSONALLY KNOW......and tell him it has come to my attention from numerous Business Associates of mine as well as the Police Chief....that you have been offering to men sexual services in return for cash."

    She just for of froze up and looked at me with her mouth open and then said...."How did you know?"

    I told her..."Well....you showing up here wearing clear acrylic platform and opened toe shoes in winter was a dead giveaway. Knowing what Club you work at was obvious given the fact that there is only one Strip Club that hires Strippers who have an act as I know they pay such strippers much more and as you were asking me earlier whether I preferred my girls to be NAUGHT OR NICE....and as I know that Club is big on hiring Strippers who either have an ACT or ROLE PLAY.....well....there you go."

    She didn't say anything for about 5 minutes as our Aperitif arrived and then she said to me...."I'll be good."

    I said...."GOOD!"

    We enjoyed the meal....went to a club and danced.....and in the early morning....and I live in a rural area and my neighbors have dense forest between their home and mine....but I am fairly certain that even in winter with all the windows closed that at least one neighbor heard the extremely loud and pleasurable cry of...."PLEASE DON'T SPANK ME DADDY!!! I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD GIRL!!"

    LOL!!!!

    The above post is TRUE.

    Names were not used to protect the Stripper.

    AboveAlpha
     
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    I forget who first said it, but the saying if you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do other things is generally true.
     
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    It was a big thing back in the day that POINTED OUT.....the topic of Bigotry and Hatred based upon how a person views those that are different from themselves.

    This Cartoon Kid was born with a Round Head.....everyone else in the cartoon world including animals have Pointed Heads.

    So this kid sets off on a Quest/Banishment.

    There is a Famous Song about how this kid throws a Ring Frisbee to his Pointed Headed Dog named Arrow and Arrow catches the ring with his pointed head and the kid's parents made the kid a POINTY HAT that he wears to fit in.

    The song goes....

    Me and my Arrow.....

    AboveAlpha
     
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    Pics or S.T.F.U.
     
  10. AboveAlpha

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    It's fun to stay at the Y.....MCA!!!

    Young Man!!!

    AboveAlpha
     
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    I have never understood why ANYONE would EVER take pictures of their activities and place them on the Internet!!!

    Just a short time ago a Good Teacher....a woman....went to Ireland and went to the Guinness Brewery at the St. James's Gate Brewery in Dublin.

    As EVERYONE who goes there does....they are given a Pint of Beer and her Husband took a picture of her drinking the beer at the Brewery and like IDIOTS....they posted it on their preferred SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE!!!

    Kid's who go to the school where she teaches went to her Webpage and saw pictures of her drinking beer at the Brewery on HER VACATION......and as per fricken' usual....some other IDIOT PARENTS.....saw these pictures that their kid showed them and complained to the Principal....and then the School Board got involved and she was FIRED!!!!

    Point is....people need to stop sharing so much!!!

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    You couldn't get fired for that over here, no way.
     
  13. AboveAlpha

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    Where you at??

    Thing is some jobs especially state or federal jobs in the U.S.....if you want one....you have to sign a MORALITY CLAUSE.

    At least in some states.

    The United States is incredibly diversified and is without a doubt the largest and most culturally, religiously, nationally and creed melting pot that ever existed.

    You have so many different kind of people and you have very religious people and Agnostics and Atheists all working together and usually this is not a problem as people on majority tend to be really nice and they as groups and communities will give you the shirts off their backs if a person in need.

    I have been all over the world and I have never seen any nation that has people who are as generous and charitable as people in the United States.

    Then...at the same time.....with the exception of the Middle East....I have never seen in other nations the type of religious stupidity that sometimes exists here!!!

    The same people that moments ago pulled you out of the cold mud.....cleaned you up....got you medical attention...gave you new cloths....gave you some money and a ride home..........will be ready to KILL YOU if you tell them you support a woman's right to chose!!!

    It is...and will always be.....THE WILD WEST.....in the United States!!

    AboveAlpha
     
  14. Gizmo

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    I'm in Scotland, you couldn't possibly get fired for that here, its literally impossible. Thats because of the work of unions, workers have rights and a level of security. I meet a lot of Americans through work probably 500 per year, they are very nice people its true, though I don't think necessarily any nicer or more generous than anyone else. They give more to charity but pay less tax than most, and resent the tax they do pay, whereas here people don't mind so much if it helps the poor with things like healthcare. So I think its all balanced out.
     
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    The Scots are nice people.

    Thrifty...but nice.

    It's really just the shear size of the U.S. Economy which is the largest on the planet that along with 1000's of charitable org's that allows the U.S. to be the worlds largest aid and donor nation.

    We donate enough U.S. Food Aid to keep over 1 Billion people from starving each year.

    We also prevent over 800 Million people a year from dying due to U.S. Medical Aid.

    The Civilian Population also donates 100's of Billions a year in various aid.

    AboveAlpha
     
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    Actually they dont that is the funny part. So many men have given up on the game that women usually end up leaving the club/bar alone. Any man who has the confidence to even play the game will almost always laid.
     
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    I think there's always someone thirsty enough, that of course doesn't mean she will go for him.
     
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    Oh god bonny assed women dont have any idea how miserable they are in bed.
     
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    Its really not that hard. Now I'm tall and handsome but my college roommate was just a step above the first guy. He did however a a dominate personality, knew how to present himself, and wasn't afraid of anything. He had no trouble what so ever getting laid.

    Funniest story, on spring break he has an argument with a guy named Mike.

    Mike says 'your are never getting laid on this trip'

    Mike is traveling with an on again off again girlfriend.

    My buddy says

    'Not only am I going to (*)(*)(*)(*) on this trip I'm going to (*)(*)(*)(*) your girl.'

    He says this right in front of her

    3 Nights later he is grabbing sheets from the room because he is going to the beach to bang Mike's girl.
     
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    LOL!!!!

    YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!

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    Girls care about very different things than women do, just as boys do compared to men.

    The attractive (non fat/ugly) male has in made with either if he knows what he is doing and listens.
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out how this applies to me.
     
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    I'm not into boney-assed women. A bonny-assed woman is another thing altogether.
     
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    It was just something that Popped into my head.

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