Queen Elizabeth celebrates 60 years of service

Another variant would be that you couldn't tell your arse from your elbow.

 

Colonel, you're a weakling. Go away.

 

Yes - her Majesty has done a stirling job - long may she reign over us.


I sometimes wonder if the UK were a Replublic who would we elect as a head of State - Fat Lez? David Beckam? even Tony Blair? God forbid.

 

You don't know that much about the EU, do you.

 

Oddly, it was you who claimed the English to be poorly educated.

Odd.

 

Leffe, when I feel it necessary to explain myself to the likes of you it truly will be odd.

 

Bertie , it would have read much better if you could have ended it :-
-----Not even you could believe how odd it was .

Get it?
Not even ---- Odd .

 

That's really clever Ray.

 

Mister Smart Rear End strikes again .

 

What is it with you Snake Eye? This passive/aggressive crap is getting old.

 

Well it will happen to you one day when you finally have to go out and get a job .Good luck with the Evening Classes .

 

Snake Eye, I don't need a job. I'm waiting for the Reaper to put out the lights. Until then, I'm just killing time.

 

I agree that a nice female raper might put my lights out .
Don't give in .
I have beaten serious disease and my ex wife ( joke) but now I am concentrating on a 187 cm lady from Gomel . She speaks perfect English which puts her ahead of me .

 

England is the only country where I would be monarchic.

 

Or an independent Sicily

 

I don't understand, it had to be a joke?

 

More a dream .
Everything that is great about Britain in a setting like Sicily with it's wonderful food , wine and weather .

 

We are a democratic country and have been for over two centuries. The weakening of our Monarchy correlates directly to our demise as a country.

 

Aye...I knew you'd know no better!
The German usurper and associated parasites?

Mmmm...the murder of Princess Diana?
Or the murder and genocide of millions of Irani men women and children!
Perhaps the millions that marched in the streets of England against an illegal war in Iraq?
Could it of been the million and a half who died in the illegal war?
Or the lies they used?
Perhaps it was the depleted uranium used on the civilian population?

May it of been the mass murder and genocide of Libyans?

Could it of been the sodomising and murder of Gaddafi with NATO soldiers in attendance?

Democracy....my butt!

You have no idea what a democracy is, but let me inform you, you now have what our forefathers fought.....fascism in England!
You must come from a region in England which only talks tom tit!

Tory cut in the education system has lots to answer!

Regards
Highlander

 

It's good value in small doses when the hard drinkers of the far north pull out the hard stuff and start their speech making .
Its not been a good day for our little Scotty friends, with their Football Team , Rangers , being Bankrupt -- and not very good in the first place , plus their Rugby team losing to Malta , so I hear .Or was it , "playing like a packet of Maltesers . Again ."

 

For you...and just for you...I'll take that on the chin!

But then again....we didn't swap balls to try to win!

Regards
Highlander

 

Thank you Sweetie .
The English always swat balls to win . Particularly when it is a load of balls !!!!
A rather old fashioned phrase but it the perfect way to deal with tiresome flies , I believe .

 

Mmmm.....I've always been taught its called cheating......sweetie!

Regards
Highlander

 

God bless you, your majesty.

Btw, why are the scots on here? I thought you lot wanted 'independance'

 

Well said that man . Arise , Sir Zod .