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  1. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Thanks for the hug... much appreciated! : )
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I guess I need me to stop pickin' on Texas and Miss Smarty at
    Work.
    before a nutter thread starts.
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Oh Well ... How be it of me to cite the latest bit of Social tomfoolery.
    Some galsy { prominent feminist Jessica Valenti } claims that
    men who don't 'follow ' enough women on Twitter are engaging
    in a form of ' passive sexism '.
    Hmm Ya don't say.
    So I git slapped upside the noggin for attempting to pinch a galsy { Hotsy-Totsy}
    on her rear and maybe given a good scolding for not wanting to.
    Sounds like Nun talk to me.
    I mean,lets Bee 4 Real.I'm the guy who in 6th Grade made a Nun Cry,I did.
    Um ... that be Cry in Shame as if needing to see a priest and confess her sin.
    Is all,That's all.

    " It's like when you meet someone whose Favorite authors,
    musicians,artist,etc are all RANDOMLY male. Suspect. "
    -- Jessica Valenti

    I guess when a Jessica Candy can author a book like
    a Jack London or Ernest Hemingway I might see clear.
    Or Paint/sculpt like a Michelangelo I might convert.
     
  5. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    You don't bother me, dear. I'm used to Texas envy. Keep telling you if you'll grab a plane to DFW, I'll take you to Billy Bob's and teach you to two-step.

    And let you take me to Neiman's shopping afterward.

    *wink wink*
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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  8. Texan

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    My dad's house was hit by that tornado.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning early birds. Prayers for the Amtrak victims. How tragic. :(
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Scary stuff, huh? My family wasn't affected, but there's a story that's lasted thru the yrs about a lady who worked for us who was walking to the store with her last dollar to buy beans. She witnessed the tornado and froze, standing in the middle of Singleton and ripped that dollar to shreds. Lots of stories about that twister. Hope we never get another one.

    Anybody hurt when your dad's house was hit?
     
  11. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Love the comment about group think, Foolie. Not much room for independent thought when one works for an employer. It's called following orders.

    I know, sad, ain't it. I shoulda been a hippie. :(
     
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    Dad is fine. That tornado was 10 years before I was born. In 1984, tornado hit my street in Mesquite. Dad saw it and dove behind a couch. That tornado ripped roofs off of houses starting next door to us. The house across the street was totalled. We got some debris through our roof. Dad's work was slow and he repaired several neighbors' houses after the storm. I was in school and missed it, but Dad has lived through 2 tornados.
     
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    I Know ... I Know.Being of the age when us Kiddie in Grade School had to
    undergo those Civil Defense drills.Where when the Nun blew her whistle
    { thank Gooness NOT her Top Cuz they have their heads shaved }
    It is get under thine desk and try not to pull any pigtails.
    However as I grew older I aged.When yer an Adult who's life is it anyway.
    In this I am an Anarchist.If I'm a gonna Die I'm a gonna try me best to do it
    on my terms.Like a German Shepard doing everything they can to find home
    and their master after getting lost.
    I am.
     
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    I really should be working, but enh.

    Not getting very far at the moment. :blankstare:

    Entertain Me.
     
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    Welcome, Drawn a Blank. Care for some lunch?
     
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    My favorite author is the one who wrote "Pull Tab To Open":smile:
    Enjoy!
     
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    Danke. :smile:

    I can quit any time I want.

    I mean, I'm good. :p
     
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    Howdy ever'body.

    Does anyone know why that drunk is under table 3? I have a
    standing reservation until December 2020 and am a little perturbed.

    Where are my... p... p,... p... drinks?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, barflies. Welcome to Thursday aka my last day of work before VACATION!

    Yahoo!
     

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    Oh ... so that's how it's gonna be.Thursdays are now Trombone day.
    Break out the All Brass band folks ... A certain someone ain't done gotta
    goad to work the next day.
    I guess I can learn to adjust.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'll send ya a postcard from the beach, dumplin. Although it's supposed to be raining there, too. Maybe I'll go fishing and send you a pic of my catch. [​IMG]


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    Maybe you'll catch a beach hunk ... like say. I dunno.
    Take yer pick :
    Frankie Avalon
    Tab Hunter
    Troy Donahue
    Jody McCrea
    Harvey Lembeck ??
    Tommy Kirk ?
    John Ashley
    Dwayne Hickman { Dobey Gillis }
    Buster Keaton { wearing men's Flapper Era bathing suit }
     
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    I wonder how many Blue gills Miss Smarty had done caught by now.
    Proilly more than done necessary.Is all.
     
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    Hmm ... So Miss Smarty is struggling with that stringer { used to hold caught fish }
    Maybe she got a few Panfish in with them Blue Gills.
    Maybe not ... dough.
     
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    Lol! Wake up! It's Monday everyone!

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