Smartie's Bar & Grill #62

Tex doesn't seem himself anymore.

 

And furthermore who says this is Smarty's Bar & Grill.
That's not what the serviceman { guy who fixes glitches around here }
tole me a while back.He says this is PF's Bar & Grill if anything.
I asked to see his union workers card.And he showed me.
So there.

 

Me neither, Foolie. What ever you said

Cowboys lost and now the Rangers are crashing. I need a stiff drink.

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here is a tune on the juke box to help you through your sorrows today

[video=youtube;82cJgPXU-ik]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82cJgPXU-ik[/video]

 

" What ever " is one word.However Romo-less seems to be the new
word around the league as Girlfriend-smacker is too lengthy.
As in " Greg Hardy " and No Stan Laurel.

 

Good morning, yall. Welcome to a Tuesday that feels like a Monday.

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I'll gladly pay attention to you on Monday for what you say on Tuesday.
I like to start out the week kinda Wimpy.

 

I just used a wimpy nail color. Fall yellow. Yes.
Is that ok? May one enter the prospective new bar with yella fingernails?

 

Here we go again.

[video=youtube;i3MXiTeH_Pg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg[/video]

 

You saying big hair is making a come back?

 

Well Sugah. I have finished that time we were talking about. Will be looking at a New Horizon.

 

Fungus yellow.A good part of any Gypsy Halloween costume.
Now ... how to be taught to be a Thief.When I went to Europe a couple
decase ago the Gypsies tried to steal my wallet.Like really bad.I was dumb
and paid for lunch with my 2 European travel relatives with an American Express
Gold Card.I left in in plain view on the table after lunch so the waiter would
use it for payment.I dint know there were Gypsies at a nearby table.It was
aboard the vessel as we crossed the English channel.Our Tour guide warned us
about Gypsies taking vessles { mostly at night } that cross the channel.
As we departed the vessel { it was a rough ride crossing on that vessel},I actually
got seasick { like first time ever } as we passed the White Cliffs of Dover.
The Gypsies are kinda easy to spot due to their clothes.And If you look real
clothes their hygiene.Including fingernails.They are drinking and smoking fiends.

 

Are you sure those weren't Canadians?

Good morning gypsies and non gypsies. Hump day already. *woot*

 

Mornin People of the Strange Brews. Middle of the Week eh?

 

Nah SMW. they weren't our friends from up north. They are worse than those that are part of Daesh. (ISIS) They're whats commonly known as American Mopes.

 

I dint finish.As I was starting to get over my seasickness aboard that vessel
that crossed our Party { My Travel Group } and we were awaiting departure
from the vessel on entry of port,a large group was gathered awaiting
departure.Probably around 70 or 80 passengers.It was then I realized what
we were told by our Tour Guide.Beware of Gypsies.And sure enough as I was
standing shoulder to shoulder amongst the departing tourists with passengers
all around me,front and back I felt something.I had my little travel sack in my hands
holding on with both.There was a little pushing as the crowd was anxious to
get off the vessel.Standard ball park stuff.Off to one side was a strange sight.A
small group of teen schoolgirls { who spoke French loud enough for all to hear }
were frolicking amongst themselves in playful banter.Innocent enough I thought.
Little did I realize at the time what it meant.It was a distraction.A very good one.
Around this time I felt another strange feeling on my person.This time I was
sure what it was.It felt as If I was reaching into my back pocket for my wallet.I even had
to make sure I wasn't.I was clutching with both hands to the little travel pack
all our Tour was given for use on the 5 country European tour.There was no way I
reaching onto my back pocket.I turned around and saw a couple really suspicious
characters.One was a really big guy with red hair and big beard.Like Falstaff.
He was staring really hard at me with almost red eyes.As if he was Pissed off.
This red-haired guy was about 10-12 feet in back of me, plenty of other
people blocking his path.But the other guy { small suspicious guy } was
right behind me.It was Him.Even had on one of the popular Gypsy hats.
The clothes fit a gypsy.They were unlike any clothes that the Tourist wear.
They were oddly colored and slightly threadbare and didn't match his other
attire.Gypsy dress.It was him.He was the guy who stuck his hand in my back pocket
and came up empty.And for good reason.For whatever reason I decided to put my
wallet in my Tour Travel pack.I don't even remember why.Probably because I didn't
and couldn't afford to misplace it.If I sit down It could wiggle out.
It all made sense now.The Big red-haired bearded guy was some leader of these
travelling gypsies.He was monitoring who to pickpocket.The Little teen French' schoolgirls
were part of the act.They were the necessary distraction.I read somewhere when I got
back stateside that is part of how Gypsies operate.They kidnap little European girls
and train them in the art of distraction and how to pickpocket.
I also recall how Debbie Reynolds once complained in an interview how she
got robbed by them Gypsies.I believe it was at night and on one of those
vessels that cross the English channel.Is what.

 

And here I thought they were all about merriment and good times.

J/K, as a kid, I remember adults complaining about how they'd come right up on the back porch to steal coke bottles. Not just thieves, but sneaky thieves.

 

I'm thinking a nickel a bottle deposit.When 25 cents bought a cup of coffee.

 

True confessions

 

That's when its time for some Black Coffee. Just Sayin.

[video=youtube;j5kyLYbdVEI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5kyLYbdVEI[/video]

 

Hey, hey, hey.....Where Them Girls At?

[video=youtube;p4kVWCSzfK4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4kVWCSzfK4[/video]

 

No girls here. Maybe a good piano man would bring in the ladies?

 

The girls are at the new place down the block or two. Lease ran out on this place.

 

Ya think that would work eh, Sugah.




I don't know if that will work, if this Smarties is like all the rest.