Smartie's Bar & Grill #65

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  1. liberalminority

    liberalminority Well-Known Member

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    this never happened fortunately, but it remains a fear of mine.
     
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    Woo Hoo! Six inches of rain in the last 3 days and it's still pouring outside.

    I started building the chicken tractor. Here is where I am so far.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, soggy people. More rain today .. good grief.

    No big plans for the weekend, MMC. Breakfast with a diva friend on Saturday. gearing up for my trip to the beach next month. Can't wait. :)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Chicken tractor, huh? Wanna explain how that works?
     
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    Flannel Man!
    I hope you are doing extremely well!

    I been

    [video=youtube;G536Mb9RsUQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G536Mb9RsUQ[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Extra Bonus Word:
    Interesting


    Meaning:
    Is extremely interesting.
    Ahahahaha no (*)(*)(*)(*).

    Best commercial I have seen in awhile.
    Everytime I see it, I have to laugh.

    [video=youtube;BjHK2Uczq7o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjHK2Uczq7o[/video]


    [video=youtube;Tqw0uUKcCWE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqw0uUKcCWE[/video]
     
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    Perk.....Divas getting together, huh? Some of that Moulin Rouge going on, huh? [​IMG]

    [video=youtube;RQa7SvVCdZk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQa7SvVCdZk[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Ugh, more rain. Dog days are drowning here.

    Good news... Cowboys playing preseason game tonight. Fall can't be too far away. :)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I had a crazy girlfriend...I kinda miss her. :banana:
     
  11. liberalminority

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    free pay per view fight for the bar

    [video=youtube;p3VN21wOq2A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3VN21wOq2A[/video]
     
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    Alright people of the Strange Brews. [​IMG] Saturday......and we wont be going to the park. Thunderstorms and rain here in Chi Town.

    Looks like it may cancel the Air and Water Show. They were going to Demo the F-35 to.

    [​IMG]

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    Smartie told me to come up with an idea to. :grin:

    [​IMG]

    How'd I do? :smile:
     
  13. PreteenCommunist

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    Ok, I have a story for everyone...this is the most embarrassed I've been in a while.

    So I'm staying in France for a few days and I was asking for a cup of water at a counter in this adorable little café. I do speak pretty fluent French and my accent is a bit ambiguous, so I can usually get by quite well here, but on this occasion I wasn't sure whether to say "verre" (glass) or "tasse" (cup/mug) and I had partly forgotten the word "tasse." In Croatian, the word for "glass" is "čaša", so then it got into my head that the word for "glass" in French was "casse": a weird mix of "tasse" and "čaša."

    "Casse" actually means something along the lines of burglary.

    So I went confidently up to the counter and asked the person there if I could please have a burglary of water.

    She looked at me like I was insane for two seconds, and was then like "Oh ! Un verre d'eau ?" By which time I had realised my mistake and it was incredibly awkward. Don't learn languages, kids.
     
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    What does a PreeteenCommunist do after hours.
    Besides the requisite brushing up on how to be an existentialist when the
    check arrives.Like at the 3 star Michelin restaurant and for the main course
    instead pheasant under glass ... pheasant wearing glasses.Plus,of course,
    Escargot.
     
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    That's not fair, I was une véritable paysanne at that café, only asking for water and all. Partly because I don't drink champagne outside of the Champagne region, but let us gloss over such minutiae.
     
  16. MMC

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    Were not talking lip gloss are we? :grin:
     
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    Duh, what other gloss even is there? :p
     
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    I'm doing good. I feel better and I hope to get my life back soon. Its good to hear from you.
     
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    Why not just say eau? Or eau du robinet? You can put anything into a verre.
     
  20. MMC

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    She said she was wearing Lip Gloss......and you know what that looks like, when saying eww. :grin:
     
  21. PreteenCommunist

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    Come to think of it I could have just said "de l'eau" (some water). Much simpler. Meh.

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    Eau is just pronounced [o].
     
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    Yeah say 'de-l'eau'!!!!!! While grasping your throat for quicker service. :eyepopping:
     
  23. MMC

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    Oh. [​IMG] I know the Story of O.....and she wasn't using Lip Gloss that was lipstick. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
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    interesting story, they don't teach foreign languages in American public schools to any good standard. most of us couldn't afford to travel to use it if they did, so it works out.

    the europeans seem to be enlightened, well traveled, and intelligent, even at young ages.
     
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