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Yep, that's what I order too.. unless I'm in the mood for pot roast.

LOL @ OD... have you seen the new 'canned sausage gravy?' It's actually not too bad. I got a coupla cans for my stepdad to try since he LOVES gravy, but won't make it for himself. I call it gravy for womanless men. LOL

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An, den I's mixes up my "Gravy Soup", witch is Gravy soup pourd ober biscuit croutons, fer course #3.....nuf gravy fer ya?!

 

Bldg's having State Fair Day today (fair opens tomorrow). Hot dogs, chips & drinks out on the plaza at lunch.

I can do free hot dogs.

 

I'm no health nut, but I stay away from B & G unless doing a once/yr trip to places like Cracker Barrel---I always feel guilty (& sick) later after pigging out!!

 

LOL @ biscuit croutons! I need more biscuits to mop some of this gravy up. Then, I'll see what you have for dessert.

 

I'm going to come down there for the fair one of these days. Can I sleep on your couch?

 

So, you're all talk, huh? I shoulda known.

 

An fer the main course, I's likes dis 'combo'....

 

Absolutely, g/f! The way things are going, I might have to kick somebody off it first, but you've got dibs!!!

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"Howdy. I'm Big Tex. Welcome to the State Fair of Texas."

 

Let's see, I'll start out with a Fletcher's Corny Dog, then a Belgium Waffle and Pineapple Whip... washed down with a ice-cold root beer from those big barrels.

Then ride the Tilt-a-Whirl, throw it all up and do it over again!!

I love the fair!!

(corn on the cob... forgot corn on the cob)

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Oh, oh, oh... Jack's Fries!



*burp*

I'm too full for lunch.

 

Forgot about the Belgian Waffles...slurp!

Been there many times, day & night..1st time was when I was a junior in HS and double-dated with buddy and our gal friends, and had saved up and blew $25 on me & my date---Wow, that was splurging back them...

 

I need to try and do that maybe next year. We could go for the day and stuff ourselves. I'd HAVE to go to Jack's Fries, if he's still there.

 

Mmmmmmmm....Jack's Fries.....

 

Here's a 'young' OD on the Sky Ride (am I 'dated' by my long hair & rose-colored glasses?....BTW, speaking of, I make a lousy 'date,...too cheap)

 

LOL...I think you should have gone ahead and buttoned that top button, too. Rose colored glasses....LMAO!

 

Blame that on the gal who took the pic!

Yeah, had to exchange my 'boyish' looks for 'manly man'....<sniff>

You may have heard of me...




[BTW, anybody else that keeps getting kicked off the site??]

 

Well, gosh...you just keep getting better and better....and you look SO familiar....

I kept getting bumped off yesterday, but no problems today. I probably just jinxed myself saying that.

 

Well, more like this now with goatee & grey....<another sniff>



Glad it's not just me..was starting to get paranoid.....aka, feeling a little 'Liberal!'

 

No, it's not just you. We all get to enjoy the paranoia.

 

LOL, luv the hair & glasses. All you needed was a fringed vest!

 

Had to take it off...it was too hot! "I" was hot enuf w/o it....

 

Well I've got things to do, fires to put out, axes to grind, & women to pleasure....so laters....and, oh yeah, when I get back, I dont want any 'drool' on my laptop screen from you girls gushing over my Sky Ride pic!!

 

Okay....we'll try to control ourselves. Have fun doing your chores!

 

OK, one more time...

A few more tidbits of Texas (all you yankees bear with us here!)


THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN TEXAS...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Texas.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.
If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
Jawl-P? means, Did you all go to the bathroom?
People actually grow, eat and like okra.
'Fixinto' is one word. It means I'm going to do that.
There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.
Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of Texas.
Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
The word 'jeet' is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'
You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
Ya'll is singular. All ya'll is plural.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.
You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
You only own five spices: salt, pepper, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.
The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You know what a hissy fit is and you don’t have em, you pitch em
Fried catfish is the other white meat.
We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!
You understand these jokes and forward them to your Texas friends and those who just wish they were from TEXAS.