Swedish Feminist Want To Make Peeing Standing Up Illegal for men

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  1. JavisBeason

    JavisBeason New Member

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    my main concern is bad laws.

    We have an unenforceable anti-texting law on the books in Florida. You can't text, but you are allowed to use GPS features on a phone. OK... now, how is a cop supposed to be able to tell if me holding a cell phone in my hand is me texting, or using my GPS? He can't. Even if I am texting... there is no way a cop can tell the difference. Completely unenforceable, and a waste of time and resources used to pass it.

    Same with this proposal... sure, I can see it being used as a draw to attention... but I'd rather them propose a decent law than a useless law. They may draw attention to it, but it may cause more problems for them.... especially if they get it passed.

    I would damn sure make sure I pissed on EVERY seat to protest such a poorly worded ultimatum.... is that your goal
     
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    taikoo Banned

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    Dont go to war with me on that, I can leave something on the seat that will make you wish this didnt start! :D
     
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    If this becomes the law anywhere I'll go pissing outside on a tree, "Back to nature" and always in standing.
     
  4. JavisBeason

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    I don't have to sit but maybe once a day,.... and always at my home. Good luck with your retaliation, (which would only affect other womyn
     
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    I envy those who dont have to sit, really a public toilet is something nobody wants to touch.

    As for my "retaliation", Id never actually do such a thing.
     
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    As I just exited the shared bathroom between my classroom and another classroom, I can not do anything but concur with that thought. 'hose control' is very limited with 5-7 y.o.'s and I refuse to sit until I get home. I will pee throughout the day... but the women aids in my class go to teacher only bathrooms to potty.
     
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    What do you teach?

    My experience as a graduate TA was about as much teaching as I care to do, its not for me.
     
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    SpaceCricket79 New Member Past Donor

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    So what is stopping women from standing up anyway? They could if they wanted to lol
     
  9. Bowerbird

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    Guys - if you want this to be a non-issue -

    Get better aiming skills :p
     
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    SpaceCricket79 New Member Past Donor

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    So how're they going to tell if a guy is peeing standing up or not? Are they going to put cameras in all of the stalls to make sure? :lol:
     
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    not.our.problem.
     
  12. Bowerbird

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    Yeah that is because many guys are used to urine on shoes

    Seen men's rooms - sitting down would be a public health positive
     
  13. ryobi

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    Only if you're promoting genderless bathrooms.
     
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    Bowerbird Well-Known Member

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    Why? Surely men are not THAT enamoured of the urinal? I mean - I could understand if they all looked like this

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    Or even this one - which brings new meaning to the phrase "watering the flowers"

    [​IMG] or even the name "Venus fly trap" :p

    This one might solve the aim problem

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    Whereas this one relies of threat to get the same result

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    ryobi Well-Known Member

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    Those are pretty funny, but I'm happy with sex segregated bathrooms. As a man, I would rather not share a public bathroom with girls and women.
     
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    But if there were no urinals only cubicles - what would be the problem?

    But to be honest you lot are a little behind the times because rather than banning men standing up many women are now using these

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    Have a friend who likes car racing and ALWAYS carries hers with her because it is easier to find male conveniences than female ones
     
  17. JavisBeason

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    I'd rather stand in pee than sit in it.... I wear shoes into bathrooms
     

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