Archaeologists have exhumed a knight and found it to be non-binary. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Sir Ma'amcelot.
This Muslim went up to heaven and said, "I'd like to come in". St. Peter said, "Sorry, but it's only for Christians". The Muslim said, "But only last week, I gave Christian Aid £2,000". So St. Peter said, "Ok give me a minute and I'll go and see the big boss". St. Peter returned and said, "Here's your two grand back, now **** off".