While it's true that every party has a few reliable idiots, I'd like to take a little time out to poke fun at some memorable quotes, images, suggestions, policies, and videos coming from my favorite gift that keeps on giving... The Republican Party. There's been a lot of suggestion that revolve around an apparent anger toward the GOP, and nothing could be further than the truth... I love these guys. Why? Because the scripts coming out of Hollywood comedy suck at the moment, and I need a laugh. So, welcome to the reliable place where their two cents make no sense, where "the right" is never the result of a discussion, and where the party of red should mean stop. I'll check back every now and then to populate the list... feel free to contribute.
-Alan Keyes, on the Chicago neighborhood he chose to rent in after moving to the state to run for the U.S. Senate -Gerald Ford (on Nixon and Watergate) -California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger - Richard Nixon -Sen. Rick Santorum - Vice President Dan Quayle
Sarah Palin Book Signing - Interviews with participants [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk"]YouTube - ‪SARAH PALIN BOOK SIGNING - Interviews with Supporters‬‏[/ame] Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally - Interviews with participants [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht8PmEjxUfg"]YouTube - ‪Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" Rally - Interviews With Participants‬‏[/ame] Tax Day Tea Party 2010 [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbyFeFhUTmI"]YouTube - ‪TAX DAY TEA PARTY 2010‬‏[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oro2Yh9HoEM"]YouTube - ‪Sarah Palin: "What does a VP do?"‬‏[/ame] well, it's a good thing she found out what a vp does: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H1hKaHDSvg&feature=relmfu"]YouTube - ‪Sarah Palin Gets VP Job Description Wrong‬‏[/ame] [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZY188bNw4Y&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪Sarah Palin Can't Name Any Founding Fathers!‬‏[/ame] [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzXLYA_e6E&feature=related"]YouTube - ‪Sarah Mania! Sarah Palin's Greatest Hits‬‏[/ame]
I don't understand the fascination the left has with Palin, I think Dean's an idiot and I'd love him to run for President anytime! Perhaps it's not that you don't want the Republicans to choose a poor candidate, but rather not one that would honestly try to dismantle these creeping progressive policies that so many acceptable RINO'S seem willing to move steadily ahead with...
-Senate Majority Leader (and Presidential candidate) Robert Dole of Kansas in 1982 -President Eisenhower commenting on racial segregationalists after the Brown vs. Board of Ed decision. -Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, testifying before Congress - Arnold Schwarzenegger -Vice President Dan Quayle
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfealLrWLIY"]YouTube - ‪McCain thinks Putin is the President of Germany‬‏[/ame]
Moving on... -Rush Limbaugh -George H.W. Bush -Republican James Watt (Former Secretary of the Interior)
You might be a Republican if... You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance." You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend" You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two" You argue that you need 300 handguns, for one potential thief. You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me." You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society." You laugh at the liberal media ratings, but are outraged at their "influence". You're for the rights of a fetus... it has rights! Unless it's a rape baby.
Alright, let's see what I have in my bag of tricks. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoVf-HM38do"]YouTube - ‪(R) - Socialist Obama Wants You To Eat Fruits & Vegetables!‬‏[/ame] And that's about it.
Remember, that evil Supreme Court makes all kinds of decisions we hate! Like, uh, uh, you know, the Bad decisions! [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rXmuhWrlj4&NR=1"]Those memorable Supreme Court decisions![/ame]
Awesome thread EPV. This video is one of my personal favorites on the looney Tea Party rallies against Healthcare Reform. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilG7PCV448"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pilG7PCV448[/ame]
No, not really. I have no real intention of making fun of the GOP. I'll call them on some things, but not really that much more.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kpfhGxJbLc"]YouTube - ‪Dana Perino: 'We Did Not Have a Terrorist Attack on Our Country During President Bush's Term'‬‏[/ame] [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D9LofMCa8A"]YouTube - ‪Palin Declares War on Iran‬‏[/ame]
Ah the famous scream. You do realize that was a bit of audio "photoshop"? Can you say "right wing media bias"?
-Delaware GOP Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell, in a 1998 op ed -Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell, unable to name a Supreme Court case she disagrees with during her debate with her opponent, Democrat Chris Coons, Oct. 13, 2010 -Ohio GOP House candidate and Tea Party favorite Rich Iott, explaining why for years he donned a German Waffen SS uniform and participated in Nazi re-enactments as part of a group that calls itself Wiking (Atlantic interview, Oct. 2010) -Christine O'Donnell, discussing cloning with Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly, 2007
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Damah0KH-Co"]YouTube - ‪Michele Bachmann on intelligent design‬‏[/ame]
Mr Kranes I think you make a very good point, I mean if she thinks there is any intelligence in designing a Island that can tip over welllllll, she has another think coming!!! That cant be very smart, can it?? [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg[/ame] This only proves how foolish the GOP can be!
