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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I only do urban woods. Behind the houses, across the street from mine, theres a flood plain with a creek running thru and it's heavily wooded. I love that lil oasis in the middle of the city. Its where I do my best communing with mother nature.

    Mick is a fake wilderness man. Ive seen him at the drive thru at McDonald's. Of course he was riding a stick horse...
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    That's cool you have that in your backyard! There is nothing like getting up in the morning. Making coffee and opening the door to nature. It sounds corny on some level but its like feeling real. For me anyway.

    So you been practicing 8ball to try and beat me? lmao
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    [video=youtube;Sv6dMFF_yts]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv6dMFF_yts[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Practicing what? Shooting left handed behind my back? ROFL

    Plz don't evict us til I get access to a pc. Just noticed we've worn out our welcome with this bar. I'll handle it this evening.

    *pulls down shades, won't answer the door*
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I was categorically being euphemistically inclined toward prairie talk.Like that cute
    praire dog in the Bill Murray flick { Caddyshack }.
    I mean,if Laurel & Hardy can see fit to make a short in Texas with their
    Model T dustily traipsing the vast countryside then I guess it makes sense.
    That Texas is TOO big to make a mole hill out of.
    Thanks for the context.
    If Texas weren't so big,it might have a better leg to stand on.
    I mean to hear Hud Bannon - Hud - {1963} tell it.
    " The only question I ever ask a woman is ' what time is your husband coming home ?' ".
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    This bar will never ever wear out its welcome. If it weren't for this bar I would not be on this site.
    Attention everyone who cant stand me...blame Smartie! lmao

    [video=youtube;-Fulz4ytZ54]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fulz4ytZ54[/video]

    Hey I been practicing blindfolded and standing on one leg to even the playing field with you. Ill go one better. Ill add a warped short stick to the mix. Sound fair?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Add in a chipped cueball and we might be on the same level.

    I cut my teeth on a side pocket, ya know?
     
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    No kidding.
    How light in the wallet did the implants make you?
     
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    I saw Ian Anderson { Jethro Tull } in concert.He's the rock flutest and he
    performed - Thick as a Brick - standing on one leg,the entire time playing his
    flute.I see on the inside of one LP jacket that he had a black chair that he used
    for some of his concerts.I couldn't understand how he could do that with his one
    leg crooked up.of course all that Pot may have had an influence on what I saw.
    But music sounds better at a concert when the crowd starts to pass along
    doobies down the aisle.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Doobies? You mean like the Doobie Brothers?

    *looks innocent*
     
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    My favorite band of all time and still not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
    Check it out Foolie.

    Lets go retro for a few minutes.
    [video=youtube;iWJgJkVL0xM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWJgJkVL0xM[/video]
     
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    Definately Sinatra....doobie doobie do.
    [video=youtube;hlSbSKNk9f0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlSbSKNk9f0[/video]
     
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    Check out Les Stroud...Survivorman...He's the real deal.

    http://lesstroud.ca/survivorman/home.php
     
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    Looks like its time to move again, ain'tit?
    Wherever we go, don't forget...if you can dream it you can do it.

    [video=youtube;Wv_5S8owQN8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_5S8owQN8[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Sorry, we're closed. The Health Department finally caught up with us but we've got a back-up plan. (Click the sign for the secret address)

    [​IMG]​
     
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    Kinda know where you stand.Most any Pothead knew what the word
    " doobie " meant.I dunno .. maybe Texans dint like the word.I don't suppose
    ZZ Top or Johnny Winter bothered much with words anywho.
    Long hair ... yes.Words ... Knowed ... heavens ta betsy.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    What are you doing in here all by yourself, Foolie. Didn't you see that CLOSED sign? :hippie:
     
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    You heard the woman :)
     
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