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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Nov 25, 2013.

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  1. Shangrila

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    Lol, and we are off and running.

    How about the Polish square dance?
    [video=youtube;J2bF86_sTWw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2bF86_sTWw[/video]

    That's the best I can come up with.
     
    Shangrila, Dec 3, 2013
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Step away from the Google, darlin.

    OK, now... one more and that's all.

    [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Polish jokes, Blond jokes, same things.....8 of one, half dozen of the other...
     
    OverDrive, Dec 3, 2013
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    Isnt that 'redundant?!'
     
    OverDrive, Dec 3, 2013
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yeah, when I had a g/f from Nova Scotia as a houseguest we realized our Aggie jokes are their Newfoundlander jokes. Do you know Newfoundland is 30 min later than Nova Scotia on it's very own time zone? Yep, that's fodder for a Aggie joke for sure!
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Pffffffffffffft
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I'll have what they're drinking.
     
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    Oh admit it, you are dancing, aren't you?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I like the little ditty the guys did while spinning the girls around. Kinda like the Shoddish (sp?) on steroids.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    One for all the married guys... bless your hearts, hope this ain't you.

    [video=youtube;pjkLf_X88WM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkLf_X88WM[/video]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Time to hit it, folks. Last warm day in Big D. High today 80, tomorrow 31.

    Brrrrrr.

    Anybody cooking or is it Frosted Flakes for breakfast?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 4, 2013
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    Lemme beat Shang to the punch...
     

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    Lol, I was actually ready this time. Whaaaaaaaa.

    Hi all, have a great day filled with love and laughter.
     
    Shangrila, Dec 4, 2013
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    What a Debbie Downer! Way to ruin a good morning...
     
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    The secret is booze, OD. Lets have a screwdriver. I'll pour.
     
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    Bright-tailed and Bushy-eyed ppl are what's ruining this life-or-death forum!
     
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    I dont drink, am as pure as the driven snow..or is that the 'driven on' snow (with car oil leaks, sand & salt used as meltants, and of course dog markings...)
     
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    Easy now, I just woke up. Sign on front porch, "no dancing before noon". Of course a screw driver may help...might help me under the table too.
     
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    I prefer the Home Depot Screwdriver Recipe---a "man's drink!"

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    For the 'ladies' on this thread"

    The Coronarita

    My daughter and I invented this great 'summer drink' and is now her favorite (even during the CO winters):

    1) 1/2 Bottle Corona Beer
    2) 1/2 Can Diet Squirt or Fresca Citrus
    3) 2 Tbls Lime Juice
    4) Serve over Ice
     
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    Ladies?

    Who you callin ladies, gentleman?

    Oh, wait...
     
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    Bunch of fuddy duddies. Lets party, shall we?

    [video=youtube;O5JQjOLnzqQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5JQjOLnzqQ[/video]
     
    Shangrila, Dec 4, 2013
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    1st time I heard this song, I thought she said "I'm here for the 'potty." A Long way to go for a Restroom!
     
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    One must clean one's ears once a year....do you hear me?
    WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:)
     
    Shangrila, Dec 4, 2013
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    You sure she's not from "Bahston?"
     
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    Them's prolly still have outhouses there.
     
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