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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Nov 25, 2013.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I need a STRONG drink.

    Much as I luv 'em, they do wear me out... bless their hearts. :roflol:

    [video=youtube;CS9OO0S5w2k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k[/video]

    Cosmo anyone? [​IMG]
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 2, 2013
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    Up your nose with a rubber hose....

    Back from snow country....I'll take the desert!

    Here is 6'4" S-I-L with their "15' Griswold Xmas Tree!" (b4 chopping off bottom 4' to get in P/U truck bed and take home for further trimming)....

    [​IMG]
     
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    RPA1 Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Nice chainsaw! The tree's OK too. LOL Most of the trees on my property are 60 to 100' tall but there are a few 30 footers that make great Christmas trees. (You cut the top off) and use the rest for next year's kindling.
     
    RPA1, Dec 2, 2013
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    They used the bottom 'baughs' for interior decorating....so where do you live? We'll take care of those 'big uns' for you...<wink> My S-I-L cuts about 3-4 cords of wood/year....
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Great tree, OD. If I had known you were being so productive, I wouldn't have given away your parking spot.

    ;)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Mornin, folks. Rise and shine. 76 in Big D today, but understand theres a yankee front coming in soon. Some of you guys are already gettin it. Brrrrr.

    Coffee?
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    "RISE AND SHINE?!! RISE AND SHINE?!!!! YOU Rise, YOU Shine!!"

    (said per Prof Fate (Jack Lemmon) to his sidekick Max (Peter Falk) in The Great Race...)

    [video=youtube;SgC2lRdYgfI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgC2lRdYgfI[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Risen and shining here. All scrubbed, painted and ready to conquer the day.

    (Yeah, right)
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    So...you're a 'painted lady?!' (thought that was a slang term for 'lady of the night?')
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    In this case, it's lady of the day. No biggie... just hold a cardboard template in front of my head and spray on a face. I'll worry about smoothing out stuff after it gets light outside. ROFL
     
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    Oh yeah, the ol 'makeup stencil'...mine looks like Brad Pitt....

    btw, I found that inhaling while you spray makes for a 'better' day..
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Too late to worry about how I look... I'm at the office and nobody is awake enuff to see me.

    Toy drive going on... maybe I can find something fun to play with before the herds start coming in.
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Clean up all you want, I rather play with him


    [video=youtube;_c5E6aIByMY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c5E6aIByMY[/video]
     
    Shangrila, Dec 3, 2013
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    Hey, I heard that the Mods and Admins in the spirit of Christmas were going to 'un-ban' everyone..you know, peace on earth Good Will Towards Men," or does that mean just the Guys get un-banned? [​IMG]
     
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    I think it means you need another drink. Make those white elephants disappear.
     
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    I have arisen without shine. Musta drank too much polish. Good thing I work in a cave.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Glowing in the dark, are ya?

    Works for me... pass the polish, plz.
     
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    Polish? Is that what they call it these days? Must be for an 'internal shine'...
     
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    Polish whoad? Kolaches?

    [​IMG]

    Someone please put on some coffee, brt.
     
    Shangrila, Dec 3, 2013
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    How about....Polish Beer with those?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Nope, that goes better with sausages, don't you think?
     
    Shangrila, Dec 3, 2013
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    Sounds like a setup for a Polish joke!

    Only Poles prefer coffee with sausage and beer with pastries while watching pole dancing!

    Sorry, that's the best I got at short notice...
     
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    How many polish men does it take to clean a toilet?

    None, it's womans work.

    :rant:
     
    Smartmouthwoman, Dec 3, 2013
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    Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

    Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on? A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!

    Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

    Q: Did you know that Russia just bought 12,000 Septic Tanks? A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Poland.
     
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