Smartie's Texas Honky Tonk #21

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  1. Shangrila

    Shangrila staff Past Donor

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    Lets play hookie and look for a new dive.
    With all the smoking and such, might as well make it a Texas style Woodstock.
    If it ever rains, we can always roll in the mud. I hear its good for the skin, ain't it?
     
  2. Falena

    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Kimi?

    Just say both and get it over with. You know you wanna.

    We all know you wanna but you're so demure.
     
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    You can smoke it?
     
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    Kimi Well-Known Member

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    *spits water all over computer screen*

    I mean, why yes, I AM very demure.....as I bat my eyelashes and play coy.

    OK....it's BOTH! LOL
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    ***koff***
     
  6. Shangrila

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    I betcha OldTimer is blushing.
    Hey, how about a Wyoming hoedown? Do they do that up yonder?
     
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    You need a drink? What's wrong, g/f? :mrgreen:

    Where did my halo go? MARY!!!!
     
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    hee hee heh! :floating:
     
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    I knew it!!
     
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    *koff*

    My, my, you girls are getting randy up in here!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq6En61XZss"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq6En61XZss[/ame]
     
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    Sooooooooooooooo........? Shoulda come in sooner.:)
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Luv it, gypz! One my all time fav movies...

    now where did I put that hairbrush? :-D

    Another great movie... and great song. Vid's a little crude, but tunes are good and the scenes are lovely. *wink*

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsgxiPzGbGM"]Sea of Love - Pacino[/ame]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    I am so saving this song for the next time I get all decked out and we go out for dinner and drinks!
    I actually bought two....skirts, high heel shoes and.....nail polish.


    I put the nail polish on but had to take it off because it made my fingers feel....heavy. lol
     
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    Whooohoo, nekkid tushy.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    ROFLMAO... Subby policed the big letters in my joke this morning... who wants to bet he deep-sixes the nekkid butts?

    *peeks out the door for flashing lights*

    OK, we're safe so far...
     
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    We can always post some chest parts to distract him.:twisted:
     
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    uh oh. am I in dookie?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Nah... but my first official warning on this thread was when I posted a vid of a barmaid shashaying across the bar with her buttcheeks hangin outta her shorts. LOL, it's not fatal, sweetie. ;)

    Like this one, too...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-hZ6Z_rLIk"]Sex in the City Music Video[/ame]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    He needs a little excitement. Beats bustin trolls. :twisted:
     
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    CanadianEye Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Gypzy is in a little more trouble than with Subby. I gave no permission for my image to be posted.

    On that note:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyqLTdcMKig"]Dreamer - Supertramp 1974 - YouTube[/ame]
     
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    Well it would take a lot more than that to make me blush. And you bet your blankety blank that we do have hoe downs. This is cowboy country you know.
     
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    Time to rise and shine everyone. Here is a little something to help you face the world today. Have a great day folks.

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  23. Shangrila

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    Morning. Healthy breakfast day, yeah. How about a run afterward? Its still nice out.
    C'mon folks, lets move it.
     
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    My exercise this morning was hitting the snooze button "twice". I feel pumped.
     
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    I'm with ya, CE. It's already 88 degrees out there... only place I'm running is toward the coffee pot.

    G'morning, y'all! Thx for the healthy breakfast, 'grila! As long as there's brownies for mid-morning snack, I can eat that horsefood you served up. :omg:
     
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