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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    Havana syndrome is thought to be caused by directed microwaves being used as weapons. This results in various neurological effects, including severe headaches and vertigo.

    Funny to say that tin-foil hats might help!
     
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    Republicans are sticking with trump!

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    What a lucky man. A barrow full of orangutans!
     
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    "Don't tell them their secret name: Canuckistan."
     
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    So it appears that Covid can cause erectile dysfunction and according to one report, it might even reduce the erect size of the penis.

    In other words, Covid affects the body just like booze does.
     
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    Someone's gonna eat well tonight!
     
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    Nooooo!
     
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    1. Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
     
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    1. How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
     
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    1. What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
     
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    You should put that on a T-Shirt.
     
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    Edel Rodriguez, “Sheit Hole” (2018) from the exhibition Apocalypse Now at Affenfaust Galerie in Hamburg, Germany
     
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    You made me spit my coffee on my keyboard. :mrgreen:
     
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    I met an amazing man at a party on Saturday. Wonderful listener, great looking... I gave him my number and winked at him to call me when he gets home. It’s been 4 days, I’m really starting to worry the poor guy is homeless.
     
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    Leoard Nemoy on a rooster?
     
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    Kirk was mounting all the hens....
     
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    Why do they actually prefer non-swimmers in the Navy?
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    They defend their ship with a lot more enthusiasm.
     
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    You're advanced. Teach us the way.
     
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    That's racist...
     
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    Why did the Pianist leave the grocery store empty handed?

    He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
     
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    There's a Guy at work with one leg shorter than the other, which causes his head to bib side to side, so they call him the snipers nightmare.
     
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