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Tasteless Humor 3, Lord How Many More?

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    "They", pshaw, like you don't.
     
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    At last, understanding!
     
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    A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
     
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    A man calls his boss and tells him he won't be coming in to work today because he's not feeling well. The boss says, "Well we really need you today. Whenever I'm feeling sick I tell my wife to give me a blow job. Works every time. Why don't you try that and then see how you feel."

    He calls back an hour later and says, "Just letting you know, I'm on my way to work. I feel great now. And by the way, you have a nice house."
     
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    A lawyer was in his BMW...
    ...when he opened the door to get out, an oncoming truck hit the door, ripping it off, and went on. The lawyer calls the cops.

    Lawyer (Whining) : Officer, look what happened to my beamer.

    Officer : You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. You are so worried about your car that you did not notice that your arm is missing as well.

    Lawyer (in shock) : Oh my God! Where's my Rolex?
     
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    It is no wonder that bright women have always found very few men attractive.
     
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    There's only one G in Niger.
     
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    Really? They all find me attractive.
     
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    Did you hear about the fisherman who didn't know his net worth?
     
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    If we males masturbate as teenagers, shouldn't it be called misterbating when we grow up?

    As for young women, they must lasserbate. Or is it misserbate

    Fact: Porn induced erectile dysfunction in teens and young men grew with the internet. But it wasn't noted in older men until we got high speed internet.
     
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    The Coolidge Effect is found in all male mammals. This refers to the time it takes a male to get his jollies when he has sex. The typical example used is for rams and ewes. If the male sees the same female for an extended period of time, it takes longer and longer for him to get happy, He might start by taking 2 minutes the first time they mate. But soon it might take 10 minutes of longer.

    If you introduce him to a new female, he is back to 2 minutes! This speaks to our biological imperative to spread our seed far and wide. But why is it called The Coolidge Effect? That goes back to President Coolidge

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect#Origin_of_the_term
     
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    They find me tall, dark, and handsome when I stand on my wallet!
     
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    Roses Are Red
    Tacos Are Life
    Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
    It Was Bill's Wife.    ​




    Moi :oldman:
    and the conglomerate ;)
    Bill's wife managed including "the Royals"





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    Damned with faint praise.
     
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    Perzactly.
     
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