Smartie's Bar & Grill #52

Why in black & white,of course.Like a good Silent movie.

 

Wonder how they scripted a fart in silent movies?

*fart*

???

 

You forgot "both ways".

Meh, just a few degrees more than what you have, and windy...but no rain. Nice fall weather actually. I enjoy these temps and all fall has to offer. Cold rain is where I draw the line.

Good morning all. Anyone like pumpkin spice coffee creamer and such, or are you more for straight up and strong?

 

So what 'religion' is he this week?

 

Oh yeah, both ways. Glad to hear you're not in Alaska or some place equally as crazy. Watched one of those reality shows about a guy who lives in the boonies of Alaska and while checking traps his snowmobile broke down and he had to walk 10 miles back to his cabin... in the dark... in 30 below temps. Had to keep telling myself there was a camera crew with him. Downright scary. I get panicky if my car heater doesnt warm up fast enuff.

 

Who knows... seems to have this desire to control me. Bless his ♥

 

I don't care much for overly extreme. One ice storm in Dallas was enough for me, and one snow flake a year is just about enough. Extreme heat is just as bad though. I remember going to work one evening without AC. Good thing though was going against rush hour traffic, so there was at least some breeze.
So all in all, about 70 degrees year round should do it. Too bad I can't afford living there, but dreaming about it is free.

 

I have no problem with ppl 'looking around' all of the various religions, it just when they BASH the one they left unmercifully!

A controlling attitude cannot be submissive, and we are to submit to one another in humility....just some natural 'common sense.' I.e. doesnt mean we become 'door mats,' just moves us toward a 'unity of spirit.'

[Lets see, that's OD Sermon #402, time to pass the collection plate]

 

I'm always impressed by how some folks in take ice and snow in stride. Did some recruiting at U of Wisc once and the wind chill was 20 below. Kids came in on time and started peeling off layers of coats like it was nothing. Dallas would've been closed down under the same conditions.

Plenty cold today. Fixin to put on a big pot of stew. Cornbread is already made.

*smacks lips*

 

In CO, as soon as one day hits +40 deg, they are in shorts & Tee's..

 

LOL, thats about when we don parkas and wool scarves. West Texas is really miserable when it gets real cold. Nothing to block that wind except a few mesquite trees.

Cowboys dont play til 3. Plenty of time for a nap.

 

Easy ... really Easy.With their Faces.They had faces back then.
As Norma Desmond implored Golden Boy William Holden in - Sunset Boulevard -.
The use of facial countenance is what.The right kind of countenance { facial expression }
can explain one smelling said fart.
Contorting the facial muscles and using one's nose as if ... Whew.
Yer from Texas ... right. ?
Try and think outside Texas fer a minute. Or maybe during lunch break.

 

I knew it. We send smartz for some texmex and see what happens....storms in TX.
But smartie, you are not alone

[video=youtube;tMCfVk9QcHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMCfVk9QcHs[/video]

 

Don't be silly, honey. There is nothing outside Texas worth thinking about.

 

Where's that gong...

 

You actually meant ... honey dumplins sweetie pie.
because we all knowed what a " honeypot " is.
An esoteric slang term used to refer to physically attractive women under age
30 who exude a measure of restrained yet potent sexuality.
Yer not perchance in one them exude modes agin, are ya.

 

Nah, I'm off today, dumplin. Ask me again tomorrow.

 

Lookin good, Cowboys. 21-6 over the Giants, 3rd qtr.

Drinks on the house if the 'boys pull this one out!

*chews nails*

 

Today Cowboys, tomorrow Clairol and a manicure.

 

21-21, better open another bottle of Cuervo.

 

Eli is here to save the day sung to this song:

[video=youtube;BdIev12fCPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdIev12fCPs[/video]

Those Mannings are known for doing stuff like this in the final quarter

 

Romo is prob cold... bless his ♡

 

You think he might need some Cuervo?

 

I've only caught part of the game but he hasnt looked too bad..it's always 'that' pass/interception that kills him!!

 

I haven't watched football in years. You guys made me look.